ACTUAL SUMMARY OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY
- Zeus: im gonna put my dick in it
- Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
- Zeus: toO LaTE
One time i was skating down the ice and i wasn’t going fast enough and my grandma was in the stands and she heard that i was actually called that and so she was screaming GO BITCH GO, and my mom actually had to sit my grandma down and say you can’t yell that .
Kris Versteeg (via krisversteeg)